Why Mauritians Can’t Be Terrorists?

Author: Chaya  |  Category: Fun  |  Comments (6)  |  Add Comment

Hi everybody

My tests for my IS part is over… Ohh…how relieved I am :D Let’s forget about university life for some time.

What does the title trigger in your mind? You might be thinking that this girl is mad, right? Well, I’m not! (Now some people would say, who is the person who’ll claim that he/she is mad? hahahaha) :P I, in fact got an e-mail with “Why Mauritians Can’t Be Terrorists?” as subject and thought of sharing it here.

Why Mauritians Can’t be Terrorists???

We are always late; we would have missed all 4 flights.

Pretty girls on the plane would distract us.

We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we’re there.

We talk with our hands; therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

We would ALL want to fly the plane.

We would argue and start a fight in the plane over which football team is better (Man Utd or Liverpool).

We can’t keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

We would have put our island’s flag on the windshield.

We would all have fallen over each other to be in the photograph being taken by one of the hostages.

So friends, what do you think about this? And do you have anything to add to this list?

So this was it for this post, I didn’t write much though.

To end, I would like to say a big THANK YOU to all those who are listening to me, and giving me their advices and moral support. And a big THANK YOU to cheer me up.

Cheers

Chaya